Sweet Nothings Haikus

She serves me nothings

Teacups with cream on a tray 

So I mow her lawn. 

Clouds topped with berries

Eve and the snake on acid

Fondly remember. 

Dimpled bow tied man

Wears gloves when he holds her hand

And creams his white tea. 

Prettily she smiles

Pink panties left in a pan

Then sautéed with rum. 

High tea pinched with salt

Lather her crumpets with brie 

And hope for the best.